A Recipe for a Good Time

I found a recipe that I had written down from one of the first Woodchuck...CHOMP gatherings, and I have to share it with everyone. It's quite tasty, and I highly recommend trying it:

• Mustard
• Fat-free skim milk (2 months past freshness date)
• Oodles of balsamic vinegar
• Leftover Thai food (3 stars)
• Vodka
• One container Thai chili paste
• Egg Nog (Carton Aged, 2 years)
• Water
• Hint of Lime
• Aunt Jemima Syrup
• OJ

Add all ingredients into container, and mix with as many post-tournament frisbee playing hands as you can find (with quarter grease thrown in). Let sit for ten minutes, and then chug.

I'd like to say that it was I who ended up drinking this concoction down, but I failed (miserably and almost vomitously). It ended up being Jay who stepped up to the plate, looked that mean and nasty drink straight in the gizzards, and downed it all. By the way, have I thanked you enough for that yet?

Captain Polygon and the Illiterate Pooh

Boy, I remember one time I was on a team that had Luke and Han and Chewbacca and Lando Calrisian and eighteen more Lukes. Yeah, that team got stuff done and was from carleton, and this Woodchuck team even has a Leia and a princess Buttercup on it. Also, it's got a Captain America (polygon), an Urkel (the circle), and a circumference because we know how to get around. Now, if these ingredients don't equal successful eundulation, I don't know what does. If you can decipher this message, you will be a national champion. Poor Pooh, he won't be a national champion because he's illiterate and he can't read this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or that, or that, or that, or that, or that. Hehehehe.

Captain Polygon

Pirate...CHOMP!

Shiver Me Timbers!

A Special Message For You All

Squirrel...CHOMP!

Turn up the volume and then click on the link above.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!

The Aero-Naughty Strikes Again!

Most people thought that the Aero-Naughties were just a myth, some urban legend that they used to scare their kids when they were misbehaving: "You go clean your room before I get the Aero-Naughties to come and teach you a lesson!" Unbeknownst to those kids, but they probably wanted a lesson from the Aero-Naughties.

Get down, get dirty,
Get up, shake your booty!

This is the call that you here just before you get Aero-Naughtied, which can be anything from a vicious ho-block to a vicious booty shaking in your face.

No, they aren't myths. They are real, and they are coming for you!

Jinny, Our Team Canadia Affairs Specialist

In a very bold move, the Woodchuck...CHOMP! has decided that Jinny Eun (same pronunciation as that of most women's tennis players when they serve the ball) will be the new Canadia Affairs Specialist. Her qualifications: none, other than the fact that she is Asian. In this role, Jinny will be in charge of meeting and greeting teams that reside in or call Canadia home. She will also be in charge of breaking the Canadia/America language barrier, and will have a hand in all Canadia translations.

Welcome abroad!

Jay Plasman Folks...The One and Only

News Flash: "The one and only Jay Plasman has decided that, due to a recurring nightmare in which he continually loses his underwear, he will no longer wear any. Instead, he plans to adopt a style last seen in 1968, the Mumu. 'I don't know what got into me, 'said Jay when interviewed. 'But I do know that there is nothing more comfortable or freeing than a nice Mumu, not even boxers!' This reporter declines comment."

Welcome to Woodchuck...CHOMP!

Woodchuck...CHOMP! is a co-ed ultimate frisbee team playing out of the Central Region. Our goals are varied, and run the gamut from winning Nationals and making our way to Worlds in Perth, Australia, to simply having a good time and winning the party.

Since this is the inaugural posting of the Woodchuck...CHOMP! team blog, don't expect much. But I promise that things will get quite a bit livelier from here on out.

~sebby